i’m home sick with the flu and i just received this email from my father
STOP REBLOGGING THIS MY DAD THINKS HE’S SOME INTERNET SENSATION AND HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT
still Hangin with Yo frienz one year later
90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.
there’s a group of men on the tv answering a survey about “how much they really know about women” and they asked “which percentage of women do not orgasm from intercourse alone” and they all answered 15 when the real answer was 75 and their faces were just abysmal it gave me life
Seven the Kitty "The cutest cat in the world" Appreciation Post!
imagine if you were born with the knowledge of your soulmate’s name but it was a really common name like chris
time to date every chris in the universe
well, thats enough internet for today
good. yes.OH. Plant monster dingus.
Hi I want a million of these pillows and I want to send them out to my family.
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
this is my favorite post in the entire world
He literally lives his life as if Drake and Josh never ended.
If you want to know the problem with American schools, JUST KNOW
tHAT today I had to listen to this girl MOAN in the cafeteria as her bOyFRiend was fingering HER while they ate lunch
L U N C H.
AND NO ONE SAID A NYTHIN G
There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars.
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
So one of my friends broke her arm falling off her porch and her hot neighbor friend took her to the emergency room. When she about to get a xray the technician asked “is there any possibility of you being pregnant?” and she’s like “No” the technician looked at her, looked the the hot neighbor friend then look back at her and asked "Are you sure?"