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"My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations." - Augustus Waters
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Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own. 

  #stevie  

wankbankofamerica:

i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me

The Signs thoughts

12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

  #accurate  
rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

rum-martini:

justanotherhowitt:

Too soon.

its been 102 yrs

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

clavid:

ogfoodnun:

why is he so happy

Jesus Christ he just gave birth let him have his moment

beyoncebeytwice:

i love how no matter how badly you fuck up benadryl cumquat’s name everyone on here still knows who ur talking about

clestroying:

This is how me and my mum communicate

clestroying:

This is how me and my mum communicate

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

saynotodrugsyestotacos:

visualeyesed:

honeydear-honeytears:

visualeyesed:

glaad:

Students participating in a new photo campaign are challenging stereotypes, including those about LGBT people. Check out the photos. 

Wait, serious question. What else could you be if you’re not a lesbian and you’re dating a woman?

You could be bi, asexual, or pansexual!

Oh true. Makes sense. Okay!

I love this so much cause you answered the question so nicely like sometimes people just aren’t sure about stuff and aren’t trying to be mean but just don’t know 

dontkillchic:

aluminumapples:

dontkillchic:

holyjazspers:

dontkillchic:

DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT

wait what does fanny mean in england

VAGINA

in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.

hands over ownership of this post 2 u

Reblog if you’re the Kim Kardashian of your family.

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

dongstomper69:

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

fucking idiot got owned

nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you

shamusiel:

SEND ME A  ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT